John McCain giggles like a schoolgirl
If anyone comes across the clip of John McCain on Anderson Cooper 360 (or whatever that show is called), please send me a link!
I was bored with politics last night since the SOTU by a lame duck president was going to amount to a whole lot of nothing because there’s NO WAY a Democratic congress gives GWB and the Republicans anything that could pointed to as an accomplishment.
So, I spent my time reading a book and losing $2 playing online poker. Priorities, people!
At some point, I hear the TV get flipped over to CNN and hear an incredibly bad, incredibly uncomfortable interview with the incredibly inappropriate giggles of John McCain as he said something like, “I’m not going to attack Gov. Romney personally, but people should know…” and he listed a litany of offenses by Romney that are supposed to get good conservatives ticked off.
But, the giggles! And the fake smile! John, part of what America loves about you is the righteous indignation.
It was though he was thinking “I can’t believe this guy is giving me a run for my money” through the whole interview. Like my grandfather wondering what we all enjoyed about that crazy rock music. I mean, if you were transcribing the interview, you would put in something like this at every place you would normally have a comma:
[McCain fake smile] “But really (giggle) people need to know that Gov. Romney raised taxes by $700 zintillion (giggle) and and was fathered by Nikita Kruschev (giggle) and eats babies for breakfast (giggle).”
Seriously, it would have played much better this way:
[McCain snarls] “But really (growl) people need to know that Gov. Romney raised taxes by $700 zintillion (harumph) and and was fathered by Nikita Kruschev (snort) and eats babies for breakfast (roar).”
So, for giving an absolutely terrible interview performance on the eve of the Florida primary, John McCain is a Polititard.
Tags: CNN, mccain, romney